AUGHHH!

File this under "Just shoot me": some enterprising person had the foresight to take a mason jar to the celebrity premiere of Mr & Mrs Smith and "collect" a sample of air. Said jar of air is now up for sale on eBay. It started reasonably enough: opening bid was $9.99. A little more than 36 hours and 91 bids later and it's gone to $75,100!

Oh, you do get two t-shirts as well. Sheesh.

eBay item 5588866207 (Ends Jun-19-05 15:32:41 PDT) - Jar of Celebrity Air Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie