Procrastinators Club of America has new co-presidents

File this one under "Just Shoot Me". These space cadets have yet to name their 18-month-old daughter! What the hell?

Oh, fine, they decided not to name her "because they wanted to see that would fit her personality". That's dangerous with newborn children. They could wind up being "Middle-of-the-night-pain-in-the-neck", "Dammit!-Another-shitty-diaper!", or "Really-cranky-when-she's-teething"

At least they can't claim her as a dependent on their income tax: no name means no birth certificate and no Social Security Number.

WPVI.com: Child with No Name